England:
"So here I am, Arthur Kirkland, At the peak of my youth, representing the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern
Ireland in this Academy in the middle of nowhere. "
"...Oh, and turns out that one of my siblings stole that bloody map. PERFECT."
"H-HEY, WAIT A SECOND! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME, YOU BLOODY GIT?!" (When being dragged around town by Spain, whom he meets
for the first time.)
"...everything seemed....familliar. Little by little, these memories keep coming back to me, Both happy and sad, and I
feel a great pain in my heart..."
"Somehow, it seems like I've seen theat guy before..."
"BLOODY HELL NO."
"GET OFF ME, YOU BLOODY WANKER!"
*THE LAUGH FROM PUB AND GO*
America:
"Oh, you're that new guy, Arthur, right? I'll just call you England."
"...So I've heard you're one of the upperclassmen...you sure don't look that way with that height. -And what the heck's
with your eyebrows?"
"OH YEAH, I'm Alfred F. Jones, call me America! And can you guess what my club is? huh? huh? IT'S AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Never though of that, huh?"
"Well THERE'S frozen hell for you, France. -I'll be sure to use these if I need to blow my nose!"
*THAT LAUGH FROM THOSE OVERUSED CLIPS IN THE SERIES*
"Hey, England, I'm kinda broke at the moment...Mind treating me to another burger?" (SAY WITH MOUTH FULL)
"WELL I GUESS IT'S A DATE, THEN!"
Japan:
*Insert random rapid japanese introduction here*
"Ah, the new student? I apologize for my use of my native language, then."
"Correct, I am Japan. Kiku Honda, to be exact....that is how you western and europeans put it, right? Surname after the
first name?"
"I am quite busy with kendo club affairs, seeing as I am in charge...however....you may take a visit sometimes, and
perhaps you may be willing to join the club? We will have to test you, of course."
"...Ah....I never really understood where America-san gets all his energy..."
"Good afternoon, Igirisu-san. what brings you here?"
"If you are not pleased by behavior, -like I may be to formal, perhaps?- feel free to tell me. I do not like to
disappoint my....friends..."
"M....moe?!"
"I-I-I-I....I would l-like to state that th-th-th-that is not a proper term to describe me, Igirisu-san!"
France:
"I'm Francis Bonnefoy....have we met before?"
"Welcome to the neighborhood, Angleterre~"
"-WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER."
"Don't worry, as long as I have that man on my side, nothing bad could ever happen!"
"Huh? ...How'd you...learn...about the bad friends trio?"
"...wanna spread rumors about Germany?"
"...Hey, did you know Germany.....yeah....and he also...."
"...And that's exactly what I saw.....yes, Germany....And his DVDs...."
"OKAY, YEAH, IT'S FUN SAYING THINGS ABOUT GERMANY...BUT CAN'T WE SPARE ITALY? HE'S INNOCENT AND WEAK AND...."
"How about a stroll around the neighborhood, Angleterre?~"
Italy:
"HI THERE NEW STUDENT! WANNA TREAT ME TO PASTAAA?~~~~"
"EEEEEK! DON'T HURT ME! I'M JUST A SILLY LITTLE BOY WHO LIKES PAS- Ah, it's only you, England!"
"DOITSUUUUUU!!!~"
"Herahera~herahera~"
"PATAPATAPATA!~ PATAPATAPATA!~"
"Prussia's really, really nice and really funny, too!~"
"PASTAAAA!~"
"No, England, Please don't kill me! -PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! I HAVEN'T EATEN PASTA YET!
WAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Romano:
"So you're the new student, huh? you'd better not get to close to Spain or else, got it, you english bastard?!"
"N-NO, I DON'T LIKE HIM, WELL I DO....NO, NOT IN THAT WAY, DAMMIT!"
"...Tomatoes...."
"Ah, Finally alone, you bastard? Where's your buddy Spain? Hmph, Maybe he finally ditched you!"
"HEY, MACHO POTATO FREAK! STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER, DAMMIT!"
"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SPAIN?!"
Germany:
"I'm Ludwig, and I'm part of the track t -ITALY, STRICTLY NO EATING IN THE GYM!"
"I apologize for my friend's behavior. He's Feliciano Vargas, Otherwise known as Veneziano or Northern Italy."
"It's because you like Spain, isn't it, Romano?"
*sigh* "That was Italy's brother... Southern Italy, Lovino Vargas...Or Romano as we call him..."
"Roderich, please stop being so....Obsessive Compulsive...."
"-WHAT? -PRUSSIA?! -WHERE?!?!"
"Sadly, yes, Prussia's my....Older brother..." *sigh*
Poland:
"...WHAT?! But you're, like, cheerleader material!"
"You go, girlfriend!"
"I'm, like, totally the cheerleading club co-head. Wanwan and I can NEVER compete against each other!"
"...And Liz, like, never wanted to join this club Though I bet she totally went for the cooking club because the venue's
near Rod's club. She'd never break a promise, right, Sey?"
"LIKE OH MY GOSH. OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH OHHH EHMMM GEEEE!!! ROD WAS LIKE, TOTALLY PROPOSING TO LIZ! JUST LIKE THAT
THING WE STUDIED IN CLASS! GIRL, IS'NT HISTORY ACCURATE OR WHAT?"
"Like, dilly-dally, shilly-shally?"
*giggle*
Taiwan:
"Yup, we're the best of friends! Seychelles never wanted a big responsibility..."
"We're BFFs!"
"Uhm, Poland... Are you sure he did'nt propose because he was LISTENING TO THE LESSON?...not that I doubt Elizabeta would
say no either way..."
"...Let's try the Pyramid, next!"
"Oh, Prussia? ...probably hiding in the library or something. NO ONE ever looks there...."
*sigh* "Hungary and her Boys' Love....surprised Rod and Gil even attempted to go after her..."
"No no no, Sey! She loves Rod too much! Besides, Italy would be the match for Gil!"
"...For Italy, or his own brother?"
*Giggle*
China:
"Ah, So you're the new student, aru?"
"I'm Wang Yao, the Chef!"
"D-DON'T SAY THAT, ARU!"
"Oh yeah, this is little Hong Kong. Isn't he cute, aru?"
"...just call me China, aru."
"Aiyah! But I'm working right now, aru!"
Young!HK:
"-Lunchlady."
"Hey, England."
"...Surprised?"
"I have something important to tell you."
"I'm capable of more speech than you think. Chinese AND English."
"...If the other Asians don't like you....then I guess don't, too." | Russia:
"Oh, hello there, England~"
"It doesn't matter why I know your name, all that matters is that one day...ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA~"
"If you insist, I'm Ivan Braginsky~"
"Yes, I'm Russia, da."
*KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL*
"China~"
"China, if you don't become one with me, I'll spread word of your addiction to OPIUM~"
"...Hey, I have some tickets to Siberia for the summer~ -They're one-way, though. Hope you don't mind, da."
"Oh, this thing? ...well, it falls out quite often, da..."
"....but don't worry, it's only a flesh wound, da!~"
*that freaky giggle thing from his Marukaite Chikyuu*
Korea:
"ANIKI!~"
"Oh, hey there! I'm Im Yong Soo~"
"YEAH, I'M KOREA!"
"Hey did you know I invented the School system we have now?"
"-And Anime, too!"
"Hey, Aniki...LEMME TOUCH YOUR BREASTS!~"
"....Hey, Did you know I invented this visual novel?~"
Prussia:
"Geh. Looks like you've found me... Well, kudos for that, but you'll never get close to being as amazing as Ore-sama!
Kesesese~ ...Good luck finding me again."
"Oh shoot. Gramps, how could you?! ....gotta run or I'm dead! See you two, and er...have fun."
"...Hey, why doesn't ore-sama get an ending?! I'm the awesomest, most badass guy here and I'm endingless?! Why, I
oughta-" *Gets whacked on the head by Hungary's frying pan*
"Pffff. Stick a sock in it, Rod. Nobody cares about some stupid Chopin (FEEL FREE TO MISPRONOUNCE) dude or his stupid
compositions"
"....ITALY TOLD YOU?"
*Kesesesese*
*Niyoniyoniyoni*
Spain:
"Thick Eyebrows, Blonde Hair, and that european air of dignity...You're the transfer student, alright!"
"Well, since you're a loner, Let me be your boss! OW! OKAY, OKAY. NO! I WAS JUST KIDDING!"
"RO~MA~NO~"
"whoa...did you see that?"
"...About Romano...well.....Let's not get to that topic yet, shall we? Now who wants churros?~"
"We were called the bad friends trio: Francis, Gilbert and I...we used to have so much to talk about. We used to be so
vain and so lighthearted, trying to enjoy and make the most out of life...
Then Francis left for some job, Gilbert started hanging put with that freaky Ivan guy...and here I am, your friend."
"...Best friends?"
"When you start learning more about history, you start learning more about yourself...seems a bit weird, but I guess
we'll have to live with that..."
"Oh England, you're like a bruise on the tomato of my heart..."
*PEDO LAUGH*
Hungary:
"PRUSSIA, WHERE ARE YOU? MY FRYING PAN MISSES YOU~"
"Oh, Hello there...Arthur, right? Arthur Kirkland?"
"I'm Elizaveta...Or as you see in the map, Hungary."
"...Those three just love gossiping...You should'nt always trust them, but sometimes, they know a lot. Seriously."
"Oh yeah, Wang Yao and his opium problem....poor guy's been in rehab before..."
"Please don't ask why I know... and for the love of Chopin, DO NOT TELL CHINA."
Austria:
"You idiot."
"...could you please not throw that paper away? There's still the other side."
"You're the new student, aren't you? Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom, right?"
"I'm Austria, Roderich Edelstein, and I'm head of the music club."
"It's CHOPIN, you idiot!"
"...Proposal? W...what proposal? I never proposed to Elizaveta!" *DENIAL*
"...If you're curious where the other nations may be, they are currently having a cultural trip."
Seychelles:
"Of course, we all made a pinky promise as kids!~ teehee~"
"Ah, You've met France? How's he doing now?"
"...Somehow, that bit about my history....kind of... makes you seem more intimidating than you actually are...." *giggle*
"FISH!"
*is humming Marukaite Chikyuu* "-Oh, It's you, England!"
"Well, it's a risk...she might prefer them with each other than with her!"
"...Then what about Luddie?"
*Giggle*
Sealand:
"Oh, so you're here now, jerk? Welcome to town, then!"
"Let's head home before anyone starts yelling at us...Hurry up!"
"Pfff. I was expecting a little bit more from you, you jerk. Remember, I'm 'just a kid' (THATS WHAT THEY SAID. THEY DON'T
WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME.) , so you have to take me to school."
"...Are you going already or not, you jerk?"
"-Well hurry up, then! And don't forget to acknowledge me as a nation!"
"FINALLY. You took you long enough, jerk! Now let's get going.""
Roman Empire:
"Right, so, Welcome to the Academy, Arthur!"
"I'm in charge of the school. Two of my grandsons study here, too, by the way."
"Now, Germania, no need to be so harsh on your grandson!"
"...True..."
"-Such a kind man. I entrusted him as Romano's guardian since his childhood, you know!"
"-So, Arthur...You MUST have a girlfriend or two already, right? ....have you ever done *** on the beach yet?"
"...oh, you're a virgin, huh? Well, if you're looking for girls, this place has a good selection...of a mere handful...
and most are taken, so I guess you'd better look elsewhe- H-hey! Where are you going?"
Germania:
"-If you just happen to spot an albino sneaking around the campus, alert someone immediately."
"Well, he's not like either of yours..."
"Since Mr.Carriedo's gladly accepted the task of being your guide..."
"-yes, yes... Antonio will be touring you around school....you just...er....need to look for him."
"Oh, and I'm Germania, the Principal."
"-That's not an appropriate topic to discuss with a student, you know."
Canada:
"...O-oh..! Yo-you noticed me, eh...?"
"Wow... not many people think I even exist, eh..."
"I-I'm Matthew... Matthew Williams. I'm Canada a-and Alfred's younger brother. Pl-pleased to meet you..."
"...Yeah, no one notices me, not even my own brother...well, not ANYMORE at least..." *sigh*
"Wha- I AM NOT ALFRED, DAMMIT. I- Oh... h-hi England..."
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